Having the looks to marry a rich and successful man, and the brains to be rich and successful yourself. TSM.

Making him fall in love with you when he sees how well you handle your liquor. TSM.

Only knowing what day of the week it is during the summer because of your birth control packet. TSM.

Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.

Running out of red, white, and blue paint the quickest. TSM.

Taking your drinks just like your Starbucks order: with an extra shot. TSM.