He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Hiding a bottle in your date’s suit jacket, while pretending to have your arm around him. TSM.

If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.

Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

Realizing you invited 50 people to a dinner of “just close girlfriends.” TSM.