I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

Having an ever-growing collection of single earrings you refuse to get rid of. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.