The most interesting part of moving out for the summer is finding all the things you stole from fraternity houses over the course of the semester. TSM.

The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.

Your best friend’s little calling you “Auntie.” TSM.

Getting away with playing music that makes boys cringe, because all they want to do is see you dance. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.

I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.

Going four years without a standards meeting, but only because you’re good at not getting caught. TSM.