Making your boyfriend sand his own cooler. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with the people who were sober enough to remember what you did last night. TSM.

When he stays at your place, but you still get a shack shirt. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.