Judging freshmen who say they’re not going to rush, only to judge them harder later if they say they are. TSM.

Never having to tell your boyfriend to change his clothes. TSM.

“Sorry. I kiss and tell.” TSM.

Instinctively waiting an extra second after swiping right, because you know you’ll be a match. TSM.

Convincing your boss to switch the restaurant’s t-shirts to comfort colors and frockets. TSM.