Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.

No “bad side.” TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.