My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.
My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.
Watching Toddlers and Tiaras every week to prepare myself to be a stay at home Mom with a beautiful pageant princess. TSM.
McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.
Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.
I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.
I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.
I don’t know how to pump gas. TSM.
Southern girls get David Yurman and Tory Burch, Northern girls get Cartier and Chanel. TSM.
Have fun cooking and cleaning your whole life southern sorostitute. Where we’re from we have maids to do that. We spend our days with our personal trainers and spending our rich husband’s money. TSM.
If you’re shorter than me, don’t talk to me. TSM.