I make shit show look good. TSM.

People being able to figure out which sorority you’re in because “you have a look about you.” TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Instagram post or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Having been at the bars hours before they released the school’s decision to cancel classes. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.