Automatically hating any girl who walks into “your” fraternity. TSM.

Partying with his rival fraternity after your break up. TSM.

Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

Talking about your favorite fraternity as if you were a member. TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.