“I think I’m permanently fucked up from this weekend.” TSM.

Accumulating t-shirts, memories, and reputations. TSTC.

Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Tweeting from his house with your location setting on, because you know his girlfriend stalks your tweets. TSTC.

Treating your first semester of college like it’s your last, and your last semester of college like it’s your first. TSM.