I like my crafts how I like my water: sparkling. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.

Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

You’re only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Always the ex-girlfriend the parents miss the most. TSM.