Crafting under the influence. TSM.

Getting a separate monogrammed necklace to match the name on your fake ID. TSM.

Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

Hauling a $14 bottle of vodka around in a designer tote. TSM.

Mixed signals call for mixed drinks. TSM.

Matching your underwear to your bow. TSM.

Avoiding checking your bank account at all costs after a binge shopping trip. TSM.

Having a dibs system worked out with your friends before you go out. TSM.