You’re only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

Sure, there are girls in my sorority that I don’t get along with. But I’d totes be there for ANY of them in a heartbeat if they needed me. TSM.

There’s three things in life every girl needs: Love to make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong, and Sisters when both things make her hit the floor. TSM.

A girl should be three things: classy, fabulous, and in a sorority. TSM.

“Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry. TSM.