I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.

Having way less drama than the TFM wall. We’ve obviously mastered the art of pretending to get along. TSM.

A prince got married, the bad guy is dead. This just proves all the geeds wrong who said Disney movies weren’t plausible. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.

My parents aren’t divorced. TSM.

Even my tampons are pearls. TSM.