Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

“I get what I want.” TSM.

Emotionally hungover. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.