Work snaps by day, wine snaps by night. TSM.

“I get what I want.” TSM.

Your family being able to spot you at graduation just by the bow on your cap. TSM.

“Is it weird I sort of pride myself on how crazy I am?” TSTC.

I’m a sucker for seersucker. TSM.

Anything you can do, I can pay someone to do better. TSM.

It’s not a senior event if no one’s drunk. TSM.

Life’s problems are like bottles of wine. It’s best if you finish what’s open before starting something new. TSM.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Being the provider of everyone’s outfits for themed events. TSM.