Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.