I thrive on compliments and wine. TSM.

Feeling standards’ eyes burning through your soul when she talks about “inappropriate behavior.” TSM.

Your family being able to spot you at graduation just by the bow on your cap. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you were too drunk to remember it. TSM.

Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

Girls travel in packs. TSM.