“Do we know him?” TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.