“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

Have you seen me though? TSM.

Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.