Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.

Never showing up empty-handed, whether that’s Starbucks at 2, or wine at 9. TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.

Being in his rush video. TSM.