My money goes towards two things: dues and booze. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

“Have you met my little?” TSM.

Forgetting that you’re not actually 21. TSM.

Getting a separate monogrammed necklace to match the name on your fake ID. TSM.

Being asked to formal with a bottle of wine. TSM.

Beginning your pregame during your test. TSM.