Getting “pay for your cab by flashing the driver” drunk. TSM.
Getting “pay for your cab by flashing the driver” drunk. TSM.
Judging girls who order vodka cranberry instead of vodka soda. TSM.
“Which food group does birth control belong to?” TSM.
The post-puke, pre-rally “No, I’m not that drunk, it just went down wrong.” TSM.
Never have I ever won a game of “Never Have I Ever.” TSM.
Telling cocky assholes you ‘O’ every time, so they feel inadequate when they can’t make it happen. TSM.
Pinkies up, panties down. TSM.
Sunburn. NS. Artificial UV ray burn. TSM.