Having a “Well, then what are we supposed to talk about?” moment, when you’re reminded you can’t discuss booze, boys, or brands during recruitment. TSM.
514
That slight excitement you get when you realize you puked last night, because it’s like the calories never happened. TSM.
547
Too stressed to be dressed. TSM.
422
Consuming at least 700 calories worth of vodka on a given night, but refusing to switch from soda water to tonic because it has a higher calorie content. TSM.
372
Getting “waking up in your freshman dorm as a senior” drunk. TSM.
478
Getting temporarily mad at your boyfriend when you realize he hasn’t started to plan Valentine’s Day yet. TSM.
364
Having an unshakable feeling of anxiety during the home boyfriend-school boyfriend overlap period. TSM.
298
Hooking up with a guy with more frequency because his formal is coming up. TSM.
386
Nothing makes you miss school more than realizing you’re drinking alcohol that’s being kept in your closet. TSM.
413
