I met him at a bar, and then got drunk food. That’s drinks, dinner, and dancing, which is technically three dates, so I didn’t break any rules. TSM.

It took me two hours to look this effortless. TSM.

The standard “What’s your status?” getting ready text. TSM.

I would never sleep with a guy unless I really liked him. Or I was really drunk. TSM.

Blackout, rack out. TSM.

It’s impossible to text “come over” with one r. TSM.

“It’s better to have loved and lost than to be butt ugly.” -Jackie Burkhart. TSM.

Getting weirdly and unexplainably excited when your period syncs up with a sister’s. TSM.

On October 3 he asked me what day it was…”It’s October 3.” TSM.