1: Name one thing you never leave the house without.
2: My eyebrows on fleek. TSM.

“So I heard a rumor about myself…” TSM.

Hi. We’ve met seven times, but I’ve never seen you sober. TSM.

Your favorite beer being founded the same year as your sorority. TSM.

“You need your own reality show.” TSM.

On Wednesdays, we wear shack shirts and hangovers. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

Sorry I made you look fat for the sake of myself look skinny with my skinny app. TSM.