Katy Perry wearing four different outfits in ten minutes during the Super Bowl. TSM.

“I’m only here to see people.” -Me, on the first day of the semester. TSM.

Facebook’s “People You May Know” regularly proving to be “People You May Have Made Out With.” TSTC.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a social drinker. It only seems like a problem because I’m so popular! TSM.

Turning up your music so your parents don’t hear your sister’s hungover pre-church puke. TSM.

Using every break to maintain your rep as the pong champ at hometown parties. TSM.

That fraternity is on my to-do list. TSM.

I tell him he loves me at least once a week. TSM.