People thinking your little is your girlfriend. TSM.

Volunteering to drink everyone’s “extra” wine during wine tasting, because you’re so generous. TSM.

“That was the old me.” TSM.

Asking a guy what his major is to decide whether he’s your next boyfriend or your new hookup. TSM.

Refusing to buy anything that has another sorority’s symbol on it. TSM.

I don’t have resting bitch face. I actually just hate you. TSM.

He wears the pants, but I control the zipper. TSM.

Having more motivation to lose weight for recruitment than you ever did for spring break. TSM.

Feeling like you’re exacting revenge when you withhold Facebook likes. TSM.

I’ve been 21 since I was 18, and I’ll continue to be 21 until I’m 30. TSM.