You say I pay for friends, I say you pay $5 at the door. TSM.

I vow to drink more and more wine so I can do crafty things with all the corks. TSM.

Just bitchy enough. TSM.

Hey we just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a bid, so sign it maybe? TSM.

Craft city, bitch. TSM.

Being the active new girls talk to about standards issues; they know your history with that place. TSM.

When a sister turns 21, the whole chapter turns 21. TSM.

Never have I ever had to ask twice. TSM.

Pinning is the new Winning. TSM.