Nicknaming the tramp of your sorority the “Service Liaison.” TSM.

Starting a sentence with “I’m not judging you or anything,” then immediately judging. TSM.

Never having to bring the same guy to a function twice. TSM.

“We should get lunch and chat” being code for “I’ve got major gossip you have to hear.” TSM.

“I can’t decide if it’s funny, or bitchy or both.” TSM.