Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.

Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.

The audible “Fuck” when you wake up naked and see fraternity shit everywhere. TSM.

You’re never truly dressed without a monogram. TSM.

“You’re the friend I sin with.” TSTC.

The only snap story you really watch being your own. TSM.

Having a “Pajama Party” during finals, so no one has to change out of their study clothes. TSM.

Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.

The closest thing to a threesome he’ll ever get is being in a picture between you and your little. TSM.