It’s not real until he goes on a tampon run. TSM.

Your dad and his buddies telling stories of their fraternity days, then urging you not to go by their old house. TSM.

The seamless transition from your school hookup to your home hookup over Thanksgiving. TSM.

Being declared sweetheart at a school you don’t even go to. TSM.

The PC GroupMe blowing up over break, because you can’t stand to be separated for four days. TSM.

All I want for Christmas is your lavaliere. TSM.

Every guy in your favorite fraternity assuming you’re going to their formal before you’re even asked. TSM.

Sister separation anxiety over Thanksgiving break. TSM.

Winking at former hookups to maintain that you are the one with the power. TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.