Party girls don’t get hurt. TSM.

“Who do you think will be the first girl in our pledge class to get married?” TSM.

My calorie tracking app needs a “midnight drunk meal” option. TSM.

Sprinkles are edible glitter. TSM.

“Ha…that’s cute.” TSM.

“Do we like her?” TSM.

Being a regular at the craft store, right alongside the grandma quilter and coupon mom. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.