Coffee keeps me going until wine is acceptable. TSM.

The automatic “she’s not that cute” when your best friend mentions her ex’s new fling. TSM.

Believe in your selfie. TSM.

If I don’t remember, it didn’t happen. TSM.

“Oh, we don’t have favorites. We like to hang out with all of the fraternities on campus.” TSM.

I’ve got my sisters, and all she’s got is you. TSM.

On a scale from 1-formal, how drunk were you last night? TSM.

Having to remind yourself that you have to get to the concert, not JUST the tailgate. TSM.

Giving great advice you’d never take yourself. TSM.