Strategically placing emojis in your snaps. TSM.

Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.

Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.

Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Staying in his dorm the night before move out day as a strategic means to meet his parents. TSM.