Well, we’ve hooked up, like, three times, so we’re pretty much in a relationship. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Feeling all eyes turn to you when the advisor tells everyone to “be on your best behavior.” TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.