Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.