If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.

Calling your boss your “work big.” TSM.

Feeling actual anger when her Instagram is private. TSM.

Telling the salon you want to be “Legally Blonde” blonde. TSM.

Making him watch “Say Yes to the Dress” so he knows what to expect. TSM.

Using the “I’m a senior and it’s my last year” guilt trip before the school year even starts. TSM.

Setting your alarm for noon. TSTC.

If I wouldn’t have to change my monogram for him, that’s an automatic six points. TSM.