Sitting in church before it starts, talking to my mother about how we’ll decorate it for my future wedding. TSM.

I’d be Bubba Watson’s slampiece. TSM.

Having your boobs heal from your boob job just in time for spring break. TSM.

Commenting on a girl’s picture telling her how pretty she is, then turning to your sister and telling her to look at how fugly this girl is. TSM.