Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.

Being social chair means being the biggest bitch with the best smile. TSM.

Being in a sorority means guaranteed likes on anything you post. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.