Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.

Being the “Senior Bitch” and feeling damn proud of it. TSM.

Wearing letters when high school kids come to tour because you’re always recruiting. TSM.

Having a week’s worth of Instagram posts planned out because your graduation pictures were so perfect. TSM.

Being the center of attention at your senior roast. TSM.

Pregaming your standards meeting. TSM.