Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Whatever, I’m prettier than her. TSM.

“Apparently, he’s afraid of you.” TSM.

Deleting pictures like it never happened. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.