“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Been there, done that, got the shack shirt. TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.

Using a selfie stick to take nudes. TSTC.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.

Showing the cops your birthday Insta when they don’t believe you’re 21. TSM.

Morning routine: Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, back to bed. TSM.