1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

If you like it, then you should have put a filter on it. TSM.

Accidentally inserting a hair flip into your public speaking presentation. TSM.

Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.