Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Drunkenly painting your nails and waking up to what can only be described as The Great Nail Polish Massacre of 2015. TSM.

Stopping at Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSM.

If you’re a bird, I’m someone who shoots birds for sport. TSM.

Consulting both your planner and your best friend before making any life decision, big or small. TSM.