Going for the booze, staying for the shirt. TSM.
Going for the booze, staying for the shirt. TSM.
Catching his dad give him a pat on the back when you walk through the door. TSM.
The quiet, but powerful “Please don’t be a freshman. Please don’t be a freshman…” in the morning. TSM.
“I hooked up with their social chair. Don’t worry about getting in tonight.” TSM.
All university homecoming events being dominated by Greeks. TSM.
Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.
Cyberstalking every senior in the fraternity you’re paired with for homecoming. TSM.
Having a love/hate relationship with glitter. TSM.
“I’m sorry, but we can’t hook up right now. I have to be somewhere in an hour, and it will mess up my hair.” TSM.