Caring more about what award you win at formal than who you bring to it. TSM.

Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.

“It’s in the budget.” TSM.

Being that best friend duo that knows everything. TSM.

Planning out an outfit three months in advance. TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.