Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

No “bad side.” TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.

Agreeing with people when they say you look good. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.