Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

“You look expensive.” TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

Sitting pretty in suntan city. TSM.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I went to class for a full week. TSM.